Terms and Conditions:
If you are making the decision to buy one of the art pieces, congratulations - you have chosen poorly. If lucky, the art will age like an unfine wine that gradually gets worse over time.
No backsies. You bought it and you got it. The art cannot be returned. or refunded
Shipping. The art will ship via UPS within 73.5 hours of payment clearance. Once shipped, you will receive the tracking information via email. An adult needs to sign for the delivery, unless you instruct otherwise.
Hanging the art. The art comes ready to hang. The stupid museum plaque comes with 3M command strips that are peel and stick. See instructions for 3M command strips on their website if you have concerns about your wall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=docWg4iJvBU).
Care for the art. It’s best if you don’t care for the art. Just leave it be and insult it from time to time. If dust accumulates on the acrylic glazing, only use a dry microfiber cloth to wipe its filthiness.
All the art is the same size. The main art - the stupid museum plaque is 5 inch x 7 inch. The supplemental art is 35 inch x 23 inch. The supplemental art is framed in a flimsy aluminum frame with fiberboard backer and acrylic sheet front. The photos of the art contain glare from the acrylic, which is not part of the art.
Some of the art is a print on vinyl. Why is it printed on vinyl? For one thing, the art looks a bit worse on vinyl. Also, vinyl might be derived from dinosaurs which is kind of rad. If you are lucky, the vinyl might wrinkle over time making the art look worse. And most of the vinyl prints look filthy because I didn’t make any effort to clean the laptop screen, which should impart some points towards a Turnip Prize. Eat your heart out Mies Van Der Rohe, because less than less is less than more.