2024 Turnip Prize Entry

“The Thinker”

The strategy here is to let the art spoil a little over time before the entry. If it is deemed - crap, then letting the art rot, maybe 6 months to two years, should allow a dispersion of stench to reach a rarefied air.

Turnip Prize Entry 2024 Vern "The Thinker" Smart Water

2025 Turnip Prize Entry

“Gift to the Louvre”

The strategy here is to let the art spoil a little over time before the entry. If it is deemed - crap, then letting the art rot, maybe 6 months to two years, should allow a dispersion of stench to reach a rarefied air.

Turnip Prize Entry 2025 "Gift to the Louvre" Vern Heinz Ketchup